you have bested me once again tumblr.
reblog if you love your parents (despite the...
moonbuggy: captainkirk: (via saharsblog)
i don't think i've ever listened to eye alaska
taleofbadgoodbyes: speaksoftly: idk just throwing it out there you should, they will probably grow on you I wish Eye Alaska grew on me. Pretty attractive. js.
Tell me where our time went.
pffffft: janinewashere: (via causeallweknow) and if it was time well spent. just dont let me fall asleep… feeling empty again…
TUMBLR'S SECRET PAGE?!!! O_o WTF →
pffffft: asunlessnight: playingdead: (via eztc) OH SHIT OHMYGODFUCKYOU SON OF A BITCH.
i don't think i have a hymen
fetusdeletus: firsttoolast: highanddriving: i was confused so i looked in a mirror at my hot pocket and i can’t find it omg what if i’m deformed and a scientist comes and cuts off my vagina so they can study it MY HOT POCKET LOL. I’m giggling an awful lot. lawlz.
Reasons to love Jon Comouche:
“Jon!! What are you still doing up?!?!” “Talking to you of course. =]” <3 Love that kid.
Because I'm a nerd, I wrote this for you tumblr.
In Surrey, England I was born and raised On a shitty playground I spent most of my days Chillin’ out, cryin’, and bein’ all lame Gettin’ beat up by Dudley on the day to day When a big hairy dude said he was from a school Didn’t like Vernon Dursley’s attitude They got in one little fight and the Dursley’s got scared Hagrid said yer a wizard Harry,...
I want a musician boyfriend. But a cool one, not...
I’m full of shit.
reblog if you used to pretend the floor was lava...
pffffft: alexsayssmile: anatomyofalice: acciorehma: poshspice: acciorehma: poshspice: acciorehma: x] come on, who didn’t?! i play this a lot. like for no reason at all. i’ll just go, “THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA” and i expect everyone to play along with me. DUDE I WOULD SO PLAY WITH YOU i think we should do it in public and see how many people play along. omg that would be...
TUMBLR I AIN'T QUITTIN' YOU.
Trying to get back to my original post.
FUCK SLOW DOWN.
kelleykeimig: Wearing? Wanting? Listening to? What do you smell? Do you sleep naked? (in underwear) Do you like seafood? Do you remember your dreams? Do you consider yourself a study freak? Do you speak another language other than English? What did you do last night? What do you hate? Orange or apple juice? Who were the last people you went out to lunch with? Last thing you...
REBLOG WITH YOUR MIDDLE NAME, IF YOU HAVE ONE,...
ieatwhales: thisiswilliams: EDUARDO!!!!!1!1!1 Raeanne :\ Kaitlyn.
pertoleum: everyonesinfragments: Roxanne ...
For long car drives:
I’ve taken to listening to Wintersleep in my headphones, Taking off my glasses and staring out the windows watching colors roll by. Having absolutely no idea what they are, and not really caring.
Reblog with your ringtone
pertoleum: plutomok: laoprod: fendformyself: eotctresworld: jolienoire: andhegetsthegirl: afrojr: Mos Def - Priority Lupe Fiasco - Kick Push Wu-Tang Clan, C.R.E.A.M. Afta-1- Honey dip silent. the AWESOME How I Met Your Mother opening theme. beep the good the bad and the ugly theme Richman - 3Oh!3
It's never me is it? It will never be me.
js, I want a fucking cheeseburger.