commence bloody eyeball spam.
June 30th 1997
kelleykeimig: fuckyeahemmawatson: 9symphonies: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s stone was published today, thirteen years ago. Happy 13th Birthday, HP
That was annoying as shit.
If I find out who’s been prank calling me can I have them arrested? Probably.
Someone just called at me and yelled at me very...
welcome to my world. :D
You can't just tell me there's a sex tape and not...
Cold blooded Myriah. Cold blooded.
fmylife: Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, “S-s-s-semen.” FML
“How would you like your braces…up your nose?” :D “Your braces. Where are they?” “Up my nose.” <33
Am I actually reading this crap?
Man, I must be bored.
~My life is a p a r a d o x: Hi my name is Caitlin... →
maryfm: … Ravenclaw, bitches. Gryffindor! MUTHAFUCKING HUFFLEPUFF Slytherin~ Slytherin ftw. Slytherin! Slytherin. I’m Kenz, and I’m a Ravenclaw =) I’m Bianca and I’m a Gryffindor.:) I’m Paige and I’m a Slytherin! :) I’M CORINNE AND I’M A HUFFLEPUFF. SOMEONE NEEDS TO REPRESENT AND… Slythie.<3
Miley Cyrus/Twilight fanfic? →
(via syrupandhoneybaby) Reblogging for later interest. This sounds hilarious.